Thursday, July 31, 2008

Where's the Beef?

My best friend Jenn calls me yesterday to inform me she's discovered a magazine entirely dedicated to all things meaty. Amazing. Oh the joys of wasting hours perusing the periodicals at Barnes and Noble.
http://meatpaper.com/
Surprisingly, this magazine's a lot classier then I expected. Now I know my birthday is months away, but keep this baby in mind along with Women & Guns.

Speaking of meat, the Chronicle ran a great feature on an all-female butcher shop in Bernal Heights: Avedano's. http://avedanos.com/
I can't wait to take a sausage making class!!


Erica and I have been discussing getting matching hamburger tattoos for years...and I'm thinking it's now or never.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

The Kids are Alright

I was drinking at Waziema with a buddy of mine last night, when he tells me that he’s supposed to put in a good word for me re: his friend. I play dumb. “What do you mean?”

“He thinks you’re cute.”

Now, most people would respond with something like, “I’m flattered,” or “Sweet - you’ll have to hook that one up.” Not me. The first thing I ask is how old said dude is. Now for those of you who are unaware, I might just have a proclivity towards older men. Not that these older men have gotten me anywhere – quite the contrary. Sooooo maybe it’s time that I re-evaluate my screening process and give these young boys a shot.

Here are some tunes from three young bands that I can’t stop listening to. The first is from the Seattle group The Dutchess and the Duke, who were introduced to me by this awesome lady Laura that I met on the bus en route to the Sub Pop 20 Festival. We shared beers and reveled in the similarities between our bizarre sleeping habits. Where o where have you gone Laura? The song does have quite the paint it black chord progression…but maybe that’s not such a bad thing. The next song is from the local babies The Stone Foxes. Thanks for the introduction Nick. Jeff Tweedy meets Faces era Rod Stewart. Soooo good. They’ve got their CD release show going on in a few weeks down at the Rickshaw. I hate that venue and vowed to never see another show there. I might have to make an exception for these dudes. The last song is from the latest of the In The Red bands – Cheap Time. I never seem to tire of this TN garage rock, especially when it’s from hot young boys.

me likey

Speaking of babies, my poor Matt Cain has had a rough time recently. He went a solid seven innings last night, but that just wasn’t enough to defeat the Dodgers. You’ll come out of your slump Cain – keep your fatty chin up! Your bobble head will replace the creepy Jim Cramer booyah screaming toy in an attempt to bring you some luck.

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Resisting Babylon System One Rainbow at a Time...


I might finally be able to put my ridiculous Brightblack 3D glasses to use! This Friday the Exploratorium is hosting an overnight solar eclipse viewing party (via webcast). Sweet.
Total Eclipse Of The Heart - Bonnie Tylerwww.exploratorium.edu

Here's the schedule of events -

9 p.m.: Doors open - Continuous films, installations and exhibits related to the eclipse; Q&A with roving astronomers in white lab coats. Hot!
9 p.m.-midnight: Live music and performances from the eastern region of the Silk Road
9-11 p.m: Stargazing with San Francisco Amateur Astronomers and Sidewalk Astronomers
9 p.m.-1 a.m.: Hands-on activities exploring astronomy and Central Asian art
3 a.m.: Dragon Dancers wake-up performance
3:30 a.m.: Live Webcast of the eclipse begins
4:08-4:10 a.m.: Eclipse totality

Amazing - the Exploratorium is even hosting a solar eclipse party in Second Life. That might just be a little too nerdy, even for me.

Apparently there's only a 70-80 percent chance of clear skies in Gobi Desert on the day of the eclipse, but I'm feeling lucky!

Info video from Nasa


Now I just want to go and watch Watcher in the Woods...

Monday, July 21, 2008

Let the Day-Glo Nightmare Commence

It's been a few years since I've last witnessed the Caroliner Rainbow insanity, and that's just enough time to recover. This time around they're playing at Cafe du Nord, rather than a gallery which should shake things up a bit. I wonder how they'll have time to set up all their glow in the dark tapestries and creatures?



02 Good Luck Shining Tongue.mp3 - Caroliner

They always reminded my of the Boston noise outfit Neptune - maybe due to the homemade instruments and burning-man like aesthetic. I wonder what those beantown lads are up to?
http://www.myspace.com/neptuneandjupiter

Still making art and thrashing around. Why not make a pilgrimage out west?

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Pacific Reverb Society



My good buddy Erica is turning her Iceberger Gallery into a record store for the month of August and is seeking some stellar compilations. If you've got some time on your hands and don't have a special someone to create a mix for then get to work!
http://www.icebergergallery.com/

Artist Statement Below:
Are we real yet? P a cific R eee verbbb Society

Many of the greatest moments of our lives exist just below the view of others. Although we participate in mass culture, relate to each other through mass media, and bond over a shared appreciation for supposedly universal truths, our deepest connections are often made in smaller circles. With our closest friends we can revel in songs that only we know, scenes that only we can see, and interpretations of the world that make sense only to us. Sometimes when these mutual experiences make their way to the surface they are embraced. Sometimes they fizzle and die. Occasionally they will expand; adding new perspectives while maintaining their original significance but very often a greater exposure can make these once personal experiences seem forced and mundane. When then are these experiences real? Are we real yet? How many people must know a song before it is great? Do a greater number of participants provide legitimacy, or does the smaller community imply authenticity? Perhaps we should be content to relish what we will and leave the questions of legitimacy to the academics.
After all, there is a place for inquiry and there is a place for satisfaction. Our rooms can then be concert halls, and our
correspondence can be novels. We can place them on our bookshelves next to Hemingway and Kirby. For my part, I would like to see a tiny gallery become a record store full of rare and unrefined music. A meeting place for a secret society of reverberation. It may last only a month and our catalogue will certainly not be the largest, but since the room is small enough everyone inside will surely hear the music.

PRS:

The idea behind the Pacific Reverb Society is to give both a home and an outlet to creations that are usually
left rejected and unheard. Hopefully the PRS will be a way of connecting people to new sounds and sights that they
would otherwise never have been exposed to. Think of it as a combination record store, label, junk shop, and zine
factory made out of photocopies and empty spaces.

The Store:

A thing like the Pacific Reverb Society is by no means financially stable, and it doesn’t really have to be. The PRS will
be funded by those involved and if by chance money is made it will be dispersed appropriately. Profit in a monetary
sense is not a goal of the PRS (which is not to say that the contributors do not both need and deserve some
compensation). The store, that is the gallery that will house it: ICEBERGER is a temporary home. Should the people
involved in the PRS desire it than maybe it will take up residence somewhere else in the future. We here at the PRS
have been involved in a lot of amazing organizations that were teetering on the edge of legality and financial instability.
Eventually either a lack of money or run-ins with the law lead to their demise. Although they are gone they are not
forgotten. We wholeheartedly respect and admire those who create and operate stable long-term businesses, but the
PRS has no desire for permanence. If anything it is a celebration of the finite, and the possibilities that the limited can
provide.

The Merchandise (so to speak):

Initially the focus of the Pacific Reverb Society will be to produce several short run hand made compilations of music,
noise, and other audible awesomeness. These will be sold for approximately $3 american dollars beginning at the
opening of our store in August. Afterwards you will be able to purchase them using special code-words at In and Out
Burger and by saying beetlejuice three times.

We will also be selling other hand-made and short run audibles at the store as well as mix-tapes ceedees and
deeveedees.

For another $3 you can pick and choose tracks from anything in our mind-bendingly gigantic catalogue and we will
mail you your very own personalized PRS compilation.

What We Would Like From You:

1) Send us your sounds! E-mail Pacificreverbsociety@gmail.com for information about how to go about doing that.
Looking for any and all types of music / sound / noise!
2) Come to the opening and gawk at people and things
3) Silently horde your music and sounds until you have hundreds of volumes worth or material and then will your
collection to us on your deathbed.
4) E-mail us about how this is a stupid idea ... or at least talk shit on us to your friends

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

SP20 Hangover/Gonerfest Lineup Announced

I've returned from the Emerald City safe and sound, though exhausted and rather sunburned. I forget that summer still exists in other cities.

SP20 is definitely in the running for top festivals attended. My personal highlight would have to be Red Red Meat followed closely by Mudhoney; despite their short set. I did get to hear some hits like Touch Me I'm Sick and Sweet Young Thing, but why no F.D.K.?

Also, what's up with depriving Kelly Stoltz from the rest of us? I talked to my buddy Jay and apparently he flew in just to play a VIP show at the Space Needle. Lame. There were rumblings of surprise guest appearances at the fest - but no L7, Sleater-Kinney or MCD. This girl left a little disappointed.

I had grandeur plans of heading over to the Tractor to catch King Khan get his teabagging on, but alas I was too tired, drunk, stoned, and showed out to make it. I hear I missed quite the show. Minus the BBQ (Mark Sultan) it just isn't the same though. Don't get me wrong - Khan can shake it in his little sequin get-up, but Mark's do-wop numbers are what really do it for me.

Speaking of festivals, I hear they just announced the lineup for this year's Gonerfest.
http://www.goner-records.com/gonerfest/

Hmmmm...not sold just yet. Then again, if Greg Cartwright confirmed you know I'd be there in a second. Last year I didn't get to see any of Memphis outside of the Hi-Tone and the pool at the Artisan. Maybe this year I could actually do a little less rock and a little more sightseeing. Not likely to happen.

What happens in Memphis stays in Memphis

Monday, July 7, 2008

It's Derby Time!

I love it when I open my inbox and find something other than the usual suspects which include spam, odd bed-bug articles from my dad, record label blasts, forwards from my mom that she finds 'really funny,' etc. Sweet relief - a letter from the B.A.D. Girls Roller Derby! I can't believe tryouts are just a month away. Time for me to dust off my skates and join the shirt-less man out on the blacktop in Golden Gate.

Sadly, I'm going to miss next weekend's brawl at Fort Mason. If you're around town, get out and support these ladies. http://www.bayareaderbygirls.com/



So, what's my derby name going to be??

Thursday, July 3, 2008

Let the eagle soar

Since I'll be out grilling and drinking all day tomorrow, I thought I'd post some patriotic tunes a bit early. Enjoy!


SeeqPod - Playable Search



In honor of the recent supreme court ruling and in the spirt of the 4th, I think it's about time to hit up the shooting range. Who wants to join me? It's ladies night every Monday at Jackson Arms...

http://www.jacksonarms.com/

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

so excited



Oh David, why not do some more Red Shoe Diary episodes for me? I always wondered what the deal was with his little dog.

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

A plea to Baron


Don't leave the bay area Baron!!! I'm NOT psyched about this free agent bs. Why would you want to play for the Clippers, the Sixers or the Grizzlies? Was almost 18 million really not enough for you?